FBI all over my sh1t, jacked up bank account causing suspicion

Ever since my security company started running the doors in this town ive been depositing some serious sh1t into my bank account, the kinda money your b1tch assed dad makes in a year im shoving in the safe box twice a day. now the fbi is all over me, wanna know where the **** i got the cash from.

starst out im working out this morning, up at 5am for a serious hard ass workout , the 10 i picked up last night is keeping the bed warm but i aint got time for that, gotta get jacked. Got the whole strongman set up., some 20ft stone pillars for lifting n sh1t, must weigh a coupe tons, 500lb rocks, couple of cars racked up to a bar for some vein bustin deadlifting, the kinda sh1t that builds giants like me.

Was curling some serious sh1t, biceps burning like a corpse when i heard a bang down stairs. turns out it was a raid by the ****ing fbi. Couple of guys burst in the room, i bust one upside the head with a 100lb dumbell, i threw the other guy out the damn window, heard him hit the ground like a sack o sh1t.


Room fills up with ******* in bodyarmour, im throwing 50lbs plates, knocking guys out all over the place, bodyarmour aint sh1t to a 50lb plate thrown by a couple of 18's. Musta been 50 guys in the room, gettinhit by batons, tazers n sh1t, got a half a gallon of pepper spray in my eyes, still crackin skulls. Eventually hese b1tches jump me and cuff me up, had to use 3 pairs of cuffs to keep my strong assed arms under control othrwise id have torn sh1t up.

Took me in and tried to gril me for 4 hrs , didnt even crack a bead of sweat, i should be working for Polish secret service, cant get sh1t outta me, im sat with a grin the whole time knowin my dads lawyer is on his way. For $1000/hr you know im getting the **** outta there within 5 minutes.

Now im here suppin some fine ass scotch knowing those fbi b1tches must be slitting their damn throats, so close to putting the ****ing kig of this town behind bars but couldnt finish the job.

Been in Europe drinking n sh1t

My dad wantd me to go to europe with him on business, first class n sh1t, couldnt fit this frame in no economy seat neway. told the crew to handle sh1t until im back, ******* in this town musta thought it was christmas with me not there.

Chilled the **** out on the flight there, landed and told my dad id see him in 2 weeks. He was like "wtf" and i told him to wipe that look of his face, took his wallet, 2 platinum cards n ****, then i was outa there.

***** eurof@gs couldnt get enough of my strng assed self as i strutted down some rue, sat my self down at a bar and ordered some strong beer, no bud light sh1t here son, and a couple o jacks to wash it down. Getting a nice buzz when some girl comes up and starst talking some language. i give her the universal look of stfu and shes all over my sh1t. I see her ***** boyfriend in the corner, he knows id put him down if he tried sh1t so he sneaks out like a b1tch.

im enjoying the view of this frnehc 10 grinded on my lap giggling n sh1t, some crazy assed look in her eyes, i order another couple of beers and tell the barman to leave 2 bottles of jack on the side. Im chillin when i hear some german f@g talkingacross the bar, im like "wait here", roll up my sleevs to my 18's and get up to go over. This guy sees me coming over and he knew he was in trouble. Before he had a chance to speak i smashed a beer bottle in his facethen slammed him into the bar top. KO,. "Polska power *****, cant inavde this son"

Me n the french 10 leave, shes all hot n sh1t seeing me wreck someone upside the head. Im like " time for you to get the Pole"

Im so very, very angry

Get up this morning and Litytle T is on the phone, turns out some b1tches burnt out the club, crew is arming up, some sh1t is gonna go down tonight. We rekon some pussied assed bouncwrs we beat outta town decided to get even so now we gotta remove their skulls through their anuses like trhey did back in Polska.

Right now im buzzin on a bottle of jack to calm me down otherwise id be tearing sh1t up. My dad is back from europe and that b1tch gets in my face too often, i reckon he needs a balaclava beatdown when he goes out tonight.No witnesses. Rattle sum sh1t up.

Im about ready to bust this town up, sh1ts been going off everywhere, pussied assed b1tcfhes think im getting soft or sum sh1t. Time to start cracking some skulls and reminding people we run sh1t in this place.

Just last night im fiullin up ythe Benz and these clowns drive by hollering sum **** so i jump in and drive after them, musta been going 155mph cause im flooring it, these ******* r running scared cause they know they are in trouble and due a whoopn. Good thing is they went right into a pole at 80mph, driver went through the widscreen. DOA. one less due a beating,

Cops bust my party

Me n my crew decided to get our party on this weekend since my dad was leaving for a week to go to Europe on business (he runs his own company which is pretty cool n **** since he stays the **** outta my face most days and buys me loadsa ****)

We thought we'd meet up at the lake Friday, set up a camp and party until Sat morning, invited the whole crew and a **** load of girls from the local town, musta been 10/1 ratio of girls to guys, pretty tight.

Anyway, musta been about 1am cause id downed about 8 beers and half a bottle of jack when i heard my man T hollering about some **** and i look up and see a riot van coming round the bend lights on sirens n ****.

Im like "hell no" and throw the girl off my lap and huddle up with my crew, we was gonna run since we under age but since we run **** in this town we thought we aint running nowhere and stood our ground.

The cops had the time of their life bustin the towns most hated crew, they musta been following me since i run **** in my town, some fbi or **** on my tail i bet. Any other time and we'd bust them pigs heads but i aint spending more time in lockup.

Anyway my dad flew down his lawyer and got me outta the station before breakfast.

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Can you sell your genes

My genes are pretty tight n all cause im jacked up so young imma thinking all them jealous peeps out there might wanna a piece of what ive got to offer.

Im thinkin i could sell my genes n **** to some medical place so they could give other people what i got.

Its better than getting implants plus its safer cause its natural.

How much could i get do you think cause i watched one tv show and this guy done sold his kidney on ebay and made plenty of $$$.

People are such ******* these days

Seriously i start sh1t with almost everyone i meet for sh1ts n giggles and theydont do **** but bow down at my feet. I may as well rub my boots on their back like a human doormat.

Aint nobvody answering back to mne, some punk assed b1tches were talking sh1t one time at the movies, wouldnt shut the hell up, so i walked on down and smashed my bottle of beer on head of sum soccerl playing f@g. My crew was hollering and laughing n ****, ******* ran outta threre, probably waiting for their broke ass dads to pick them up in their domestic POS, meanwhile i cruise outta there in my 100 grand Porsche.

I aint paid for sh1t since i was 11. I take what i like,
they'll probabl start printing my face on the money in this town soon.

Sh1t son, i remeber one timne when i was on vacation this weak assed ****er tried to stop me buying a bottle o Jack claiming i was under 21., Im like "wtf son, you think some punk ass teenager rocks 17 inches of bicep?" then he starts yapping some sh1t so i took my gucci belt off there and then and whooped his ass. 2 bottles of Jack on the house. Damn right son.